Are you emotionally slutty?

When it comes to dealing with the opposite sex have you had the misfortune to make the number one cardinal mistake? The one that brands you a whore quicker than if you where an alco-pop filled teenager with their knickers round their ankles pressed against a grubby wall. Have you indulged in the action that is the equivalent to verbal diarrhea?

Then you too like I have been emotionally slutty!!

It usually works hand in hand with two other devious culprits and that is extreme nerves or intense alcohol consumption. You know the scenario, you are on the highly anticipated first date with the dream guy and all is going well until you steamroller him with the entire back catalogue of your sordid dating history warts and all.

Ex boyfriends, emotional insecurities, graphically detailed break-ups and ensuing emotional break-downs are laid bare at break neck speed to your horror. The only thing more horrifying than this is the subsequent look of bewilderment and terror on your dates' face!! Realisation that back tracking will only intensify the disaster leads only to one thought... and that is 'I wish I had a delete button'.

This is why I would through personal experience advocate online dating. Communication online holds a multitude of benefits especially for those of us that are prone to a bout emotional sluttiness.

Firstly and foremost you tend to be in the comfort of a familar environment which automatically elimates a certain degree of nerves. Your correspondng online date can not see you therefore your concentration will not be waviered bys thoughts of fashion faux paus.

Moreover because you have to physically type your conversation as oppose to merely opening your mouth and expelling gas, you are afforded a few milliseconds to indulge in the little known thought process. Therefore you are more likely to correspond with something cohesive and possibly even funny (at a long shot)!!

In summary you can type, delete, re-type, edit and proff-read before you unlease your own personal brand of intellectual garbage on what could possible turn out to be the person of your dreams.